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Smile . . .

IS IT SCOTCH??

  On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
  teacher.
  The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher
 a pretty box of  candy.
  Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a
big, heavy box.
  The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
 leaking a little bit.
 She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger
and tasted it.
Is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, “Champagne?”
“No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, “Scotch  Whiskey?”

  “No,” said the little boy………… “It’s a puppy.”

pup.jpg 

ooooh….I want one! 

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6 thoughts on “Smile . . .

  1. Hahahaha :DI’d like one too – but I owe it to my Old Lady to provide her with peaceful retirement days (as much as it’s possible with the little brat Pepe). So no puppies yet.

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  2. I want one, too!!! I’ve been campaigning for awhile. We actually have an English springer spaniel now…but I’m thinking ahead to empty nest when this momma might need a little puppy to care for. 🙂

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  3. laughing 🙂 we’ll get puppies this weekend, when Mindy our golden retriever gives birth. Prayers for safe deliveries appreciated – and sanity for our whole household!

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